"Judas Priest on a pony!" - Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane, The Dukes of Hazzard

Pugsley stairs at a mannequin that will never, ever, ever manage to land the big one at our trip to the local Bass Pro Shop©. I think that between the things The Boy wanted, and the things I wanted, we could have spent $575,321. Thankfully The Mrs. was there to keep us from spending my nursing-home money away. It started innocently enough. “I want to dance. Dance for about two hours,” The Boy said. “Later,” was my response. I can understand the impulse to cavort wildly in the air-conditione