The Top Ten Coma Songs Ever

The Top Ten Coma Songs Ever “CELLAR coma girl wakes after seven weeks after being played Robbie Williams songs,” says the Mail. Josef Fritzl’s granddaughter and daughter Kerstin Fritzl has woken from her two-month coma after being played Robbie Williams songs, says the Mail. There seems to be something intolerably cruel in playing Robbie Williams to a comatose patient, and we would say it were further evidence of innate Austrian barbarity and how Williams is just a shorter Richard Wagner in